Call Me Scrooge (10 Things I Don’t Enjoy About Christmas)
These are the Scroogie things about me when it comes to Christmas time.
- Christmas Carols/Songs on the radio for a month. I mean, seriously, does the phrase “run…into…the…ground” mean anything to these folks?
- Bad Lifetime/Hallmark Christmas movies. Really? How many different ways can we spin the Dickens tale? Is it really Christmas every day? How many times is the “spirit” of Christmas gonna have to be restored to a quaint little town in the Pacific Northwest or New York City, for that matter?
- Blue Christmas lights…actually rainbow colored lights bug me too. White Christmas lights just say, “We’ve got Christmas class.”
- The PC “Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas” debate. Just say whatever you want. If someone doesn’t celebrate Christmas they can always respond with, “Mucho take it easy!” (Nacho libre quote)
- Christmas clothing. I’m not talking about winter clothing, I’m talking about THAT sweater. You know the one I’m talking about. It’s busier than a medieval tapestry depicting the Norman Conquest of England in 1066 AD.
- Fake Santa replacing Saint Nicholas. I don’t have kids and more power to those of ou who rock Santa at your house, but be darn sure I’ll be sharing who “St. Nick” really was with my kids and pointing out how what he did glorified God.
- Fake Santa replacing Jesus. I’m a Believer, so sue me. Fake Santa represents “gimme” and greed (conveniently wrapped in the mantra of “Christmas is all about giving”)…while Jesus is all about “give you” and selflessness.
- Fake courtesy. Christmas is the most joyous time of year right? Not really. We just tighten our masks a little bit tighter and paint a little more shiny makeup on them. Many people experience a lot of hurt and painful memories during this time of year. I hate that we fool ourselves into thinking that shiny lights and reindeer somehow change everyone into elvish happy go lucky joy dispensers.
- Gaining weight over the holidays. Let’s face it, me, you’re not the beanpole skinny kid you were in college. It’s downhill from here. Quit eating like a starved castaway that’s just been rescued and sent to an all you can eat buffet. You can do it, self.
- Giving needy families a helping hand only to do it again and again year after year. Don’t get me wrong, I think we should do all we can to help people in the short term, but there’s definitely something wrong when we have to go back to the same family ever year with handouts. I would really enjoy it if I were somehow able to get involved throughout the year and help educate and empower those families to move out of that neediness (thanks, keith!)…
Based on a post by Tam @ inProgress. She posted some things she didn’t enjoy and this was my comment response.














